Guest Post: I Left My Brains in San Francisco

 Zombies in SanFrancisco? Call an exterminator! I Left My Brains in San Francisco. http://tinyurl.com/ilmbisf

That was the tagline for author Karina Fabian's second book in the Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator series titled I Left My Brains in San Francisco.

The author is also running an “Are You the Next Zombie Idol” singing contest in search of someone to sing the theme song she wrote for I Left My Brains in San Francisco.  She has have the words and the tune; but a singer.  There are prizes for the best singer, the most creative audition video, and are giving one in ten entries a copy of the e-book.  The details are at http://fabianspace.blogspot.com/p/are-you-next-zombie-idol.html

But hurry, the deadline is November 1st.

Blurb:

Zombie problem? Call Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator--but not this weekend.

On vacation at an exterminator’s convention, she's looking to relax, have fun, and enjoy a little romance. Too bad the zombies have a different idea. When they rise from their watery graves to take over the City by the Bay, it looks like it'll be a working vacation after all.

Enjoy the thrill of re-kill with Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator.

Excerpt:

 "Hi! Welcome to Zomblog!  It's ‘Time to Re-kill!’  This is Kelsey Gardenberger, and we are reporting to you live from Fisherman's Wharf, where zombie exterminators Rii and Hi Lee of Bay Exterminations have been called in to take out a zombie."

Police held back spectators who had cell phones to film the event.  On the ground lay a man in a black-and-white striped shirt, black pants with suspenders and gold makeup on his rotting skin.  He pounded on the air with imaginary fists, and then felt along imaginary walls with his hands.  Where he should have had fingers, only mangled skin and bare bones showed. Rii and Hi, both in protective gear, watched the prone figure and spoke among themselves.  The zombie continued his act unconcerned, except to pause now and again and make drinking motions before pointing to the top hat waiting beside him.

"It looks like Rii Lee and Hi Lee have decided on their strategy.  Despite the fact that the zombie appears so docile, it could turn violent at the slightest provocation--and if you don't believe me, check out 'Don't wave that thing at me!' on the Zomblog archives.  They're starting!"

While Rii stood by with a power blaster of anti-zombie foam, Hi ambled up to the prone zombie, sword relaxed but ready in his left hand.  He watched the undead mime its struggle against the imaginary coffin, nodded appreciatively, and tossed a twenty into the hat.  The Wasted Mime started clawing with fervor, dug himself up, and brushed himself off.

Some of the crowd in the front stepped back.

It picked up the hat, checked the money.

The crowd took in a breath.

It faced Hi.

Hi bowed.

The crowd gasped.  Cameras flashed.

The zombie bowed back, deeply and theatrically.

Hi lashed out with his sword, its blade cutting deeply and theatrically into the zombie's neck.

The re-killed corpse folded over.

The crowd broke into wild cheers.

Kelsey smiled big for the camera.  "And there you have it!  Looks like a mime isn't such a terrible thing to waste after all."

 

BIO:

Winner of the 2010 INDIE for best Fantasy (Magic, Mensa and Mayhem) and a Global eBook Award for Best Horror (Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator), Karina Fabian’s writing takes quirky twists that keep her--and her fans--amused. Nuns working in space, a down-and-out Faerie dragon working off a geas from St. George, zombie exterminators—there’s always a surprise in Fabian’s worlds. Mrs. Fabian teaches writing and book marketing seminars online. 

Find Karina at:

• Website: http://fabianspace.com, http://dragoneyepi.net, http://zombiedeathextreme.com
• Blog:  http://fabianspace.blogspot.com
• Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/karina.fabian
• Twitter:  http://twitter.com/#!/KarinaFabian
• Google +:  https://plus.google.com/103660024891826015212
• Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/10981939-karina-fabian

Find I Left My Brains in San Francisco at:

• Damnation Books: http://www.damnationbooks.com/book.php?isbn=9781615727643
• Amazon: http://amzn.to/Nzm01L (paper) http://amzn.to/OBBmkL (Kindle)
• More about it at http://zombiedeathextreme.com

Tour Stops

Present		http://fabianspace.blogspot.com/p/are-you-next-zombie-idol.html			Zombie Idol contest
30-Sep		http://pennylockwoodehrenkranz.blogspot.com/			interview
1-Oct		http://apiusman.blogspot.com			guest post
2-Oct		http://apiusman.blogspot.com			interview
3-Oct		http://apiusman.blogspot.com			review
4-Oct		http://www.twfendley.com			Ring of Power Tour
5-Oct		http://www.kees2create.com.au/the-other-side/			Info
6-Oct		http://virginiajennings.webs.com/apps/blog/			interview
7-Oct		http://thebookconnectionccm.blogspot.com			guest post from neeta
8-Oct		http://cookinwithmisshavana.blogspot.com/			guest post on how the story came to be & review
8-Oct		http://www.writersfunzone.com/blog/			Writer's Fun Zone  ILMBISF
8-Oct		tracysmorris.com			guest post--writing plot or finding time to write
9-Oct		http://virginiajennings.webs.com/apps/blog/			guest post--future tech
10-Oct		http://lincolncrisler.info			guest post
11-Oct		http://fabianspace.blogspot.com			guest post from george or kim
11-Oct		http://www.snoringscholar.com			Twitterview
11-Oct		http://www.freethewriterinside.com			interview
12-Oct		http://www.kees2create.com.au/the-other-side/			Interview
13-Oct		www.rebeccaminto.blogspot.com			Interview
14-Oct		http://www.garywolson.com/blog/			keeping zombies fresh
15-Oct		http://fabianspace.blogspot.com			Fun Facts About NLZE2
15-Oct	http://tmarquitz.com				Excerpt
16-Oct		http://www.snoringscholar.com			Interview
17-Oct		www.dennisauthor.com			info
18-Oct		http://www.snoringscholar.com			Guest Post--A catholic writes non-Catholic work
19-Oct		http://www.kees2create.com.au/the-other-side/			Guest Post-Writing Tips
20-Oct		http://michaelrwilsonfiction.wordpress.com/			Review
21-Oct		http://michaelrwilsonfiction.wordpress.com/			Interview
22-Oct		http://publottery.blogspot.com			interview
22-Oct		http://fabianspace.blogspot.com			Zombie Make-Up tutorial
23-Oct		http://potsnpens.blogspot.com/			recipe
24-Oct		http://roxannebland.com			guest post
25-Oct		http://www.snoringscholar.com			Review
25-Oct		http://www.freethewriterinside.com			guest post on zombies
25-Oct		http://susannedrazic.blogspot.com/			Neeta Interview
26-Oct		http://www.kees2create.com.au/the-other-side/			Gust Post-Marketing Tips
26-Oct		http://karencioffiwritingandmarketing.com			Building Neeta's World
27-Oct		http://www.provozombiechase.com/			LIVE signing in Provo
27-Oct		http://josephbspencer.com/blog			interview
28-Oct		http://www.suhalfwerk.blogspot.com/			Info,
29-Oct		http://fabianspace.blogspot.com			Shambling in a Winter Wonderland
30-Oct		http://beccabutcher.wordpress.com			interview
31-Oct		http://www.writersfunzone.com/blog/			review
1-Nov		http://fabianspace.blogspot.com/p/are-you-next-zombie-idol.html			Zombie Idol Contest Ends
2-Nov		http://www.kees2create.com.au/the-other-side/			Review & Giveaway

Author Interview - Michael McCarty

Today, I'm interviewing author of over 20 books including A HELL OF A JOB and MASTERS OF IMAGINATION, Author Michael McCarty.

• Welcome Michael. Tell us a bit about yourself.

My name is Michael McCarty and I am a writer. I am the author of 20 published books, with more scheduled to come out. I’ve been a freelance writer for over 25 years. I am a three-time Bram Stoker Finalist and the recipient of the David R. Collins’ Literary Achievement Award from the Midwest Writing Center.  I used to do stand-up comedy and was a coffeehouse musician. I was a former staff writer for Science Fiction Weekly, which was the website of the Sci Fi Channel. I live with my wife Cindy and pet rabbit Latte in the Quad Cities -- which is twice as nice as the Twin Cities.  ;-)

• What inspired you to write your first book?

My first novel wasn’t actually my first published book – I’ve also written story and poetry collections and nonfiction. My first novel, Monster behind the Wheel, co-written with Mark McLaughlin, was published as a limited edition hard-cover book (which has since sold out) and will be forthcoming from Medallion Press as an ebook.  The inspiration for Monster was this: my late father was a mechanic and I grew up around automobiles all my life, so I wanted to write a book about cars. In college, I read the Stephen King book and saw the John Carpenter (who I interviewed in my new book, Masters of Imagination) movie, Christine, and I thought there was so much more to say about the myth and mystery of the American automobile than that novel and movie conveyed. I wanted to tell a ghost story. I wanted to tell a zombie story. And with the help of my very talented collaborator Mark McLaughlin, we surpassed everything I’d originally wanted to do with that book.

• How long does it take you to write a book?

All of my books are completely different. The LaGungo books were very quick --  about half a year each: Professor LaGungo’s Delirious Download of Digital Deviltry & Doom and Professor LaGungo’s Classroom of Horrors (both books co-written with Mark McLaughlin). Partners in Slime (my short story collection co-written with Mark McLaughlin) took about a year to write. Rusty the Robot’s Holiday Adventure, co-written with Sherry Decker, took about a year too. Masters of Imagination, Esoteria-Land and A Hell of a Job all took about two years. Monster Behind the Wheel (also co-written with Mark McLaughlin) took five years. And Liquid Diet: A Vampire Satire took 10 years to write and another 10 years to get published.  So, it depends on the book. I write very fast with collaborators: with collaborator Joe McKinney, our novella Lost Girl of the Lake took about a month or so.

• What is your work schedule like when you're writing?

Because my day-job is at a college, I have a college-student-like schedule at work. That means, when the students have their vacation, so do I – Thanksgiving break, Christmas vacation, Spring Break and summer vacation (2 months). I write for about four hours everyday after work and mostly on the weekends.

• How many books have you written?

I’ve written 30, and 20 have been published so far. The rest will be published in 2011, 2012 and 2013. I’ve always been prolific. I enjoy what I do, and once I start writing the words just fly out of me. :  )

• What genre are you most comfortable writing?

I’m most comfortable with the horror and science fiction genres. My fiction is a lot like a gumbo stew – I throw in elements of humor, the surreal, erotica and whatever else I have lying around the kitchen  :  )

• Do you ever suffer from writer's block? If so, what do you do about it? 

I’ve suffered from panic, exhaustion, confusion and scheduling conflicts between my day-job, publishers, collaborators, fans and promotions. The longest writer’s block I had was while working on Monster behind the Wheel with Mark McLaughlin, because there was a tricky twist in the storyline and when we finally figured that part out, the rest of the book exploded in a fireball of excitement. The book was on the Final Ballot of the Bram Stoker’s for First Novel, and I know, Mark and I will always be proud of that honor.                                                                                                        

• What are your current projects?

2011 is a busy year. I’m still promoting Masters of Imagination (Bear Manor Media) because the ebook was published in December 2011, but the trade paperback just came out. I have Professor LaGungo’s Classroom of Horrors co-written with Mark McLaughlin (Bucket O’ Guts) which should be out any day now. Also, there’s Lost Girl of the Lake, co-written with Joe McKinney (Bad Moon Books), a novella set in the early 1960s and the nonfiction book Conversations with Kreskin, which should be coming out later this year. I also have the mass-market ebook, Monster behind the Wheel, co-written with Mark McLaughlin (Medallion Press), scheduled for publication later this year, too.                                                                                                            

• Can you share a little of your current work with us?

Partners in Slime, co-written with Mark McLaughlin and published by Damnation Books, is a collection of 13 twisted tales. There’s plenty of horror, science fiction, and weird humor. Both Mark and I do a solo novella: mine is a sci-fi tale called Giant Cockroaches from Outer Space and Mark’s is an incredible horror tale called The Nightmare Quadrant. Both are tied together with bugs: mine are six-foot cockroaches from outer space and Mark’s involves a praying mantis. If that wasn’t enough, Mark and I also did collaborations with two horror icons: the Zombie Girls: Mark did a story with Kyra Schon, the little girl from Night of the Living Dead, called Arlene Schabowski of the Undead, and mine is with Linnea Quigley from Return of the Living Dead and it is entitled, The Wizard of Ooze. So much critical mass and excitement in one book! I am surprised that Damnation Books was able to cram all that between the covers  :  )      

• How did you come up with the title for your book?                                                  

Mark has a couple of books with “Slime” in the title: Slime After Slime and Once Upon A Slime. Mark and I were talking about doing a short-story collection in the United States (our other collection, All Things Dark & Hideous, has been sold out in England for a long time). And jokingly, I said we should do a collection called Partners In Slime and Mark said, “I love it! Let’s do it!”

• Is there a message in your short story collection that you want readers to grasp?

Life is hard, but fiction can be fun. We want the reader to enjoy these creepy and bizarre tales after a hard day of work or around the house. To blow off steam, to laugh and scream.

• Are there parts of the book based on someone you know, or events in your own life?

Strange as it might seem, that applies to a story in the book by Mark and I called The Ten Klown-Mandments. Although the storyline is about a clown named Klowny whose life is an eerie parallel to Moses’, but set in the near future, I think subconsciously my years as a stand-up comedian might have crept into the plot. And, Mark’s always been a bit of a clown, so some of his antics also may have worked their way into the storyline. To find out for sure, Mark and I would have to go to a shrink and unfortunately, we just can’t schedule that right now. :)      

• If you had to do it all over again, would you change anything in your latest book?   

Mark and I both really wanted to add the stories Night of the Living Ed and Return of the Living Ed, but those stories were already part of my book, A Little Help From My Fiends (Sam’s Dot Publishing). But in the end, we were very happy to have 13 stories … 13 is a good number in horror.  : )

• What was the hardest part of writing your book?

Scheduling. Mark and I are very busy with many projects, so it was sometimes difficult to get together to write these stories. But once we got cooking with them, it was a breeze.

• Is there anything additional you would like to share with your readers?

Please check out Partners In Slime … you won’t regret it.

• Where can we find you online?

My websites are:

• http://www.facebook.com/pages/Michael-McCarty/129752763006?ref=ts
• http://www.facebook.com/pages/Michael-McCarty/129752763006
• http://www.twitter.com/MonsterBook
• http://www.myspace.com/monsterbook
• http://www.myspace.com/poetrymonsterbook
• http://www.myspace.com/ottochurch

 Partners in Slime:

• http://www.damnationbooks.com/book.php?isbn=9781615723492
• http://www.amazon.com/Partners-in-Slime-ebook/dp/B004PYDI42/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&s=books&qid=1299631031&sr=8-1

A Hell Of A Job:

• http://www.amazon.com/Hell-Job-ebook/dp/B003OYIE7K/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&s=merchant-items&qid=1299631092&sr=1-3

•  http://www.damnationbooks.com/book.php?isbn=9781615721177

Masters Of Imagination:

• http://www.amazon.com/Masters-Imagination-Interviews-Filmmakers-ebook/dp/B004HKIKSS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&s=digital-text&qid=1299631202&sr=1-1

Rusty the Robot:

• http://www.samsdotpublishing.com/purchasecenter/storybooks.htm

Also, feel free to check out Mark McLaughlin’s Facebook page, and our YouTube page with its animated book trailers and other weird little movies: http://www.facebook.com/MarkMcLaughlinMedia

http://www.youtube.com/McMonsterBook

About Michael McCarty:

Michael McCarty has been a professional writer since 1983 and is the author of numerous books of fiction and nonfiction, as well as hundreds of articles, short stories, and poems. In 2009 he was named as a finalist, along with collaborator Mark McLaughlin, in two different Bram Stoker Award categories: Best First Novel of 2008 for Monster Behind the Wheel (Corrosion Press/Delirium Books), and Best Poetry Collection of 2008 for Attack of the Two-Headed Poetry Monster (Skullvines Press). He received the 2008 David R. Collins’ Literary Achievement Award from the Midwest Writing Center. In 2005, he was a Bram Stoker Award finalist in the nonfiction category for More Giants of the Genre.

Michael lives in Rock Island, Illinois with his wife Cindy and pet rabbit Latte,

and is a former stand-up comedian, musician and managing editor of a music magazine.