Zombies in SanFrancisco? Call an exterminator! I Left My Brains in San Francisco. http://tinyurl.com/ilmbisf
That was the tagline for author Karina Fabian's
second book in the Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator series titled I Left My Brains
in San Francisco.
The author is also running an “Are You the Next Zombie Idol” singing contest in
search of someone to sing the theme song she wrote for I Left
My Brains in San Francisco. She has
have the words and the tune; but a singer.
There are prizes for the best singer, the most creative audition video,
and are giving one in ten entries a copy of the e-book. The details are at http://fabianspace.blogspot.com/p/are-you-next-zombie-idol.html
But hurry, the deadline is November 1st.
Blurb:
Zombie problem? Call Neeta Lyffe, Zombie
Exterminator--but not this weekend.
On vacation at an exterminator’s convention, she's
looking to relax, have fun, and enjoy a little romance. Too bad the zombies
have a different idea. When they rise from their watery graves to take over the
City by the Bay, it looks like it'll be a working vacation after all.
Enjoy the thrill of re-kill with Neeta Lyffe,
Zombie Exterminator.
Excerpt:
"Hi! Welcome to
Zomblog! It's ‘Time to Re-kill!’ This is Kelsey Gardenberger, and we are
reporting to you live from Fisherman's Wharf, where zombie exterminators Rii
and Hi Lee of Bay Exterminations have been called in to take out a zombie."
Police
held back spectators who had cell phones to film the event. On the ground lay a man in a black-and-white
striped shirt, black pants with suspenders and gold makeup on his rotting
skin. He pounded on the air with
imaginary fists, and then felt along imaginary walls with his hands. Where he should have had fingers, only
mangled skin and bare bones showed. Rii and Hi, both in protective gear,
watched the prone figure and spoke among themselves. The zombie continued his act unconcerned,
except to pause now and again and make drinking motions before pointing to the
top hat waiting beside him.
"It looks like Rii Lee and Hi
Lee have decided on their strategy.
Despite the fact that the zombie appears so docile, it could turn
violent at the slightest provocation--and if you don't believe me, check out
'Don't wave that thing at me!' on the Zomblog archives. They're starting!"
While Rii stood by with a power
blaster of anti-zombie foam, Hi ambled up to the prone zombie, sword relaxed
but ready in his left hand. He watched
the undead mime its struggle against the imaginary coffin, nodded
appreciatively, and tossed a twenty into the hat. The Wasted Mime started clawing with fervor,
dug himself up, and brushed himself off.
Some of the crowd in the front
stepped back.
It picked up the hat, checked the
money.
The crowd took in a breath.
It faced Hi.
Hi bowed.
The crowd gasped. Cameras flashed.
The zombie bowed back, deeply and
theatrically.
Hi lashed out with his sword, its
blade cutting deeply and theatrically into the zombie's neck.
The re-killed corpse folded over.
The crowd broke into wild cheers.
Kelsey smiled big for the
camera. "And there you have
it! Looks like a mime isn't such a
terrible thing to waste after all."
BIO:
Winner of the 2010 INDIE for best Fantasy (Magic, Mensa and Mayhem) and a Global eBook Award for Best Horror (Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator),
Karina Fabian’s writing takes quirky twists that keep her--and her fans--amused.
Nuns working in space, a down-and-out Faerie dragon working off a geas from St.
George, zombie exterminators—there’s always a surprise in Fabian’s worlds. Mrs.
Fabian teaches writing and book marketing seminars online.
Find
Karina at:
- Website: http://fabianspace.com, http://dragoneyepi.net, http://zombiedeathextreme.com
- Blog: http://fabianspace.blogspot.com
- Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/karina.fabian
- Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/KarinaFabian
- Google +: https://plus.google.com/103660024891826015212
- Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/10981939-karina-fabian
Find I
Left My Brains in San Francisco
at:
- Damnation Books: http://www.damnationbooks.com/book.php?isbn=9781615727643
- Amazon: http://amzn.to/Nzm01L (paper) http://amzn.to/OBBmkL (Kindle)
- More about it at http://zombiedeathextreme.com
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Fun Facts About NLZE2
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Building Neeta's World
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Shambling in a Winter Wonderland
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